Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Still looking!

Ok I think I found the missing blogger. She is somewhere in the house. I know this because the phone rings and someone answers it. I pick up the other phone and sure enough, she is on the phone.
So I go upstairs to see if she is there. No. I come downstairs to the basement she is not there. Where is she? I missed that opportunity. She’s missing again. Wait I see the grass is newly mowed. Ah Ha She is outside. I see new flowers in the ground. Ok im getting close. I go around the corner, and I hear the phone ring, and someone answers the phone. I pick up the other phone and she is on the phone. Well here I go again. I caught her coming out the house to finish the planting of new flowers.

I begin to ask her where has she been for so ….. and she pauses me and says, what do you want, “I don’t Have Time” AH HA She has been in “I DON’T HAVE TIME WORLD” and off she goes, whizzing by me. I lost her again.

Later on, It’s Monday and Dancing with the Stars is on so I know I will see her and be able to talk to her about things, She sat down to watch the show and promptly fell asleep. OK no talking tonight. She wakes up and begins.

“Here’s my question to you.” OH Boy here it comes. She gonna ask me “What did I miss?” Now tell me, Am I watchin “Dancing with the Stars” NO! It is on just in case she wakes up. She asks me “ What did I miss?” told ya. Well this couple was danci… wait, What Couple? She asks, I don’t know? Well are’nt you watching the show? NO. it’s on cause if I change the channel and you wake up, well you know the rest.. She then asks. “Why did you let me fall asleep? Dear, I tried to wake you about 5 times…
Question after question after Question. That is her blog name, right? Oh well

I went to bed, she came to bed around 02:30 AM. She had fallen asleep again. But, I think I found the missing blogger. She is somewhere in the house. I know this because the phone rings and someone answers it. I pick up the other phone and sure enough, she is on the phone.

3 comments:

Jeff said...

love me some guest blogger on this page.

Jessy said...

So I have a plan.

If you triangulate the signals from the portable phone, you should be able to locate her somewhere in the home. If there are no signals, I suggest following the cord out the back door. If this persists... attempt to locate her cellular device, and keep it as evidence. Afterwards, temporarily sever all phone services to the location in question.

From then on, it's just a waiting game...

Neva said...

You are doing an AWESOME job on her blog...I, too, am wondering what her deal is. What? no time for something she clearly enjoyed?She was even getting more comments than Jeffers. I ask again...What is up with that?